<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37009885</id><updated>2011-04-22T05:02:07.476+02:00</updated><category term='frases míticas risas chistes ocurrencias valadouro pablo souto'/><title type='text'>Pablo Souto Castro</title><subtitle type='html'>ﺴ ΡAβLØ βLǾG 10™</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37009885/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Manolo Do BOMbo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02554664520816521267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://manolodobombo.bloginom.com/uploads/avatars/722_8283.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37009885.post-116275999306707251</id><published>2006-11-05T21:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-01-31T15:27:45.445+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frases míticas risas chistes ocurrencias valadouro pablo souto'/><title type='text'>+ Frases míticas...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;viene de: &lt;a href="http://manolodoboombo.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://manolodoboombo.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"&gt;¡Collíalle doblada!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;  (Charlie, hablando sobre una chica...)&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"&gt;Tásme gastando na paciencia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;(Damián a Richi, intelectuales en el bus)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"&gt;¡Voume volver agresivo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; (Richi "vagabundo" a Damián, idem)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;¿os superconductores?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; F. Alonso e eses...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;  (Valeriano,profesor de Física solucionando dudas con humor)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mazás coma puños.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt; (Valeriano,para dcir "correcto" o "asi es"...)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;¡Ostiah, q ben me sabe!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;  (Pumuki, fumando un peta...)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;si voto aora o pixo de fora, caigo pa diante!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;  (Montero...tu también...)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;Nunca viches os dentes deste salir facendo motocros?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;  (Rucho, borraxo en Burela)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"&gt;Uix, me despisté xq pasó un calvo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;(Susana, my teacher en clase de ingles)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;¡Pero coloca!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;(J.C. Piribi, frase mítica)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Suspiras vida? Non, &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;arrouto &lt;/span&gt;de chea&lt;/span&gt;. (Charlie a Raquel en las San Lucas 06)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Arbitro, vouche levantar a abuela do nicho, voucha foder en frío e vai resucitar do q lle vai prestar!&lt;/span&gt;  ( Julián al árbitro del Alfoz - viveiro)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Nena, vouche meter hasta os collóns cun calzador!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt; (Obreros en una obra)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Si che traigo unha almeja ¿Fódela?&lt;/span&gt; (Juanxy o yonko a Saúl, comendo  en el 24H)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;-Cala ¡CHÚLO! &lt;/span&gt;(Saúl a Juanxy)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;O paisano q vai na U.V.I. vai ter q tirar do alento cunha corda. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;(Rucho, soltando un comentario en el R-11)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt;¿Tas paga? Pos ponte q o vas levar ben levado!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;(Charlie, contandonos q haría si le llevaran a una habitación donde tiene una prostituta gratis)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Vouche contar un coche&lt;/span&gt; (Bruno cuando nos empezaba a contar un "cuento" sobre un coche,peo su estado le hizo meter la pata)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Pero Rucho,como ivas pinzar o tractor cun rolo de 1000kg, si 1000 kilos son casi unha tonelada!!!!&lt;/span&gt; (Charlie, algo perjudicao por los efectos del alcool)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Con la "e" de vomitar&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204);"&gt;(mi teacher explicándome como se pronuncia la palabra "surf")&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Chámalle X e despexa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt; (Martiño y sus ocurrencias)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"&gt;¡¡Esfuciñacheme!!&lt;/span&gt; (Marta, después de q Montero le golpeara sin querer en la nariz)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Somos tan vagos que descansamos ata pa comer&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;(Montero en la cena de carnaval,carnaval...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Aquí ou mamamos todos ou non mama ningún&lt;/span&gt; (anónimo. Alguién  le diría eso a su tía cuando le diese el pecho a su bebé)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Vaime n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;"&gt;acer unha planta aí detrás, no alerón!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;(juanxy hablando dentro de su R11)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Oi Saúl, esta merda sólo ten duas rodas!&lt;/span&gt; (Juanxi, borracho, montando en la Derbi Senda)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;¡Pero tú! Como vou caer da moto si non caigo do coche&lt;/span&gt; (Juanchi el mismo día)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ángel es como los vinos, con el tiempo va mejorando&lt;/span&gt; (My teacher dando las notas de la 2ª Eval.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Si a metes enteira pica na boca...&lt;/span&gt; (Pili hablando sobre las llaves de gominola q vende en la sala Rouxinol, Burela)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-weight: bold;"&gt;De punta a punta porque me lleva la corriente&lt;/span&gt; (Juanchi en la cena del C.D. Alfoz ...)&lt;br /&gt;Mon á "profa" de inglés mentras explicaba: &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;"por qué no te callas?!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;PD: si qieren la traducción de alguna frase, pídanlo dejando un comentario y será traducida en breves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37009885-116275999306707251?l=pabloblog10.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/feeds/116275999306707251/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37009885&amp;postID=116275999306707251' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37009885/posts/default/116275999306707251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37009885/posts/default/116275999306707251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/2006/11/frases-mticas.html' title='+ Frases míticas...'/><author><name>Manolo Do BOMbo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02554664520816521267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://manolodobombo.bloginom.com/uploads/avatars/722_8283.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37009885.post-116250501851943089</id><published>2006-11-02T23:03:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-12-19T15:37:38.334+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Carl Cox en la "Fábrica", Madrid</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="200" height="152"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/4IQLaUpQoRUKM55JY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/4IQLaUpQoRUKM55JY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="200" height="152" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq0i6_genial-carlcoxfabrik14042005"&gt;GENIAL!!!  Carl_cox_@_fabrik_14.04.2005&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; cargado por &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/ManoloDoBombo"&gt;Pablo Souto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37009885-116250501851943089?l=pabloblog10.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/feeds/116250501851943089/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37009885&amp;postID=116250501851943089' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37009885/posts/default/116250501851943089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37009885/posts/default/116250501851943089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/2006/11/no-ver-despus-de-comer.html' title='Carl Cox en la &quot;Fábrica&quot;, Madrid'/><author><name>Manolo Do BOMbo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02554664520816521267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://manolodobombo.bloginom.com/uploads/avatars/722_8283.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37009885.post-116249057361494976</id><published>2006-11-02T18:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-11-24T15:37:05.873+01:00</updated><title type='text'>chistes cortos</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"&gt;"como se inventó la música? Pués estaban Pachín y su padre esperando el autobús y dice Pachín:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"&gt;- ¿Parará papá?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);"&gt;-Y Parará Pachín&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Le dice Miguel Ánguel Blanco a su asesino, (sin saber q lo ivan a matar), subiendo por el monte: - Q miedo da ir por este camino! - y le contesta el etarra:&lt;br /&gt;-calla,q yo lo voy a bajar solo!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"&gt;"Porque cae la niña del columpio?" porque está sin brazos. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"&gt;"que es más gracioso q ver un niño muerto?" ver un niño muerto vestido de payaso."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;"¿Q es un espermatozoide con maletas? Un emigrante de los cojones"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37009885-116249057361494976?l=pabloblog10.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/feeds/116249057361494976/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37009885&amp;postID=116249057361494976' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37009885/posts/default/116249057361494976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/37009885/posts/default/116249057361494976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pabloblog10.blogspot.com/2006/11/chistes-cortos.html' title='chistes cortos'/><author><name>Manolo Do BOMbo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02554664520816521267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://manolodobombo.bloginom.com/uploads/avatars/722_8283.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
